The Unstoppable Force

Humor: Saving the World From Hip Hop

2006-04-25T20:41:00.000-05:00

If you've known me for a while, you've probably figured out what sort of devoutly religious person I am. Yes, I know that you all supported me in my short-lived campaign to rule all of Catholicism with my iron-fist of religious zeal but you must do more.You see, there are unspeakable evils going on in this world. Evils that cause boils and burning rashes, uncontrolled fits of "booty" movement,

Unstoppable: Long Live The Pope - The Pope Is Dead

2005-04-02T20:24:00.000-06:00

I guess it's too late for me to scramble to rush and become Catholic so I can become Pope. That would be really smooth. Seriously, I've often thought about how cool it would be to be the leader of a cult - but this once in a lifetime opportunity to rule THE CULT on Planet Earth, how sweet would that be? I've even put a little thought into the deep and meaningful sorts of messages I'd spin out

Politics: The Wisdom of Ann Coulter

2005-02-13T14:32:00.000-06:00

"Coulter is spinning her downfall as a new kind of terrorist-war McCarthyism. 'People are hysterical about speech right now,' she told The Washington Post's Howard Kurtz. 'Everyone's comments are being taken out of context and wildly misinterpreted.' At the risk of further de-contextualization, here are some of Coulter's past comments:'[Clinton] masturbates in the sinks.'---Rivera Live 8/2/99'God

Politics: Don't Talk While I'm Interrupting

2005-02-13T14:03:00.000-06:00

There never was a golden age of polite discourse in American politics, a sad truth borne out by even cursory study of the libelous pamphleteers who helped found the Republic, the violent secessionists who tried to rip it apart and the campaign tactics of Jesse Helms.Yet we seem to be reaching a new low in the way we speak to each other, except in terms of volume, which defined as either the

Politics: America's war on itself

2005-02-13T13:53:00.000-06:00

"I have a persistent mental image of US foreign policy, which haunts me even in my sleep. The vanguard of a vast army is marching around the globe, looking for its enemy. It sees a mass of troops in the distance, retreating from it. It opens fire, unaware that it is shooting its own rear.Is this too fanciful a picture? Both Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein were groomed and armed by the United

Politics: A Lightbulb joke

2005-01-04T22:34:00.000-06:00

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb? The Answer is SEVEN: 1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced 2. one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, 3. one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb, 4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret

Humor: A Joke

2004-12-01T22:21:00.000-06:00

Bernie and his wife were going out to dinner to celebrate her forty-fifth birthday. He says, "So, what would you like, Sarah? A Jaguar? A mink coat? A diamond necklace? A cruise?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Unstoppable: Useless quote of the Day

2004-12-01T22:15:00.000-06:00

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my rifle is useless Without my rifle I am useless. Marines are fucking retarded. Seriously, no joke. How dumb do you have to be to storm a beach? Boys, that's not brave - that's moronic.

Humor: Postman Pat

2004-11-27T08:19:00.000-06:00

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £500. At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.

Weird: 69 Sex Tricks

2004-11-27T08:10:00.000-06:00

Sex Basics Sexual Positions Food of Love Fire Up Your Foreplay Sexy Beast Real-Life Male Talk Girl's Talk About Sex

Humor: 2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes

2004-11-27T08:06:00.000-06:00

Excerpt: The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib Your child will be the hit of the neighborhood costume parade in this recreation of the Abu Ghraib prisoner-abuse scandal's most indelible image. Yup. You've got my "No Worries Hole In The Sheet" costume beat by a mile.

Weird: Girlfriend Psychology

2004-11-27T08:04:00.000-06:00

Understanding the opposite sex can be a job in itself, and translating the games women play can make the job even tougher. Let's face it -- you don't want to be engaging in psychological warfare with any female.

Weird: Sex Patch

2004-11-27T08:03:00.000-06:00

In a surprise move today, Proctor & Gamble announced the release of a new testosterone patch intended to increase the libido of post-menopausal women. Its greatest impact however, appears to be in the high school and college sector among single men attempting to guarantee sex. The testosterone patch, which is applied directly to exposed skin, increases female libido four-fold, making sex almost

Humor: Reverend John Flapps

2004-11-27T07:37:00.000-06:00

The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. "Miss Fitzgerald", he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me

Politics: Becoming A True American

2004-11-20T13:34:00.000-06:00

Dear Lord Jesus, Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you as my Personal Savior. I believe that Liberals and Democrats are under the control of Satan and his sneering minions, the educated and the well-traveled. I do not want to be tossed into the incandescent flames of the sadistic hell you created for those who did not

Politics: Asshole

2004-11-04T06:03:00.000-06:00

The smoke clears, and we're stuck with four more years of an asshole. Thank you for your moral values Middle America, your asshole will surely prevent the legions of dudes who were really looking forward to marrying you. The Asshole Film Link

Politics: Kerry's The One

2004-10-26T08:50:00.000-05:00

by Scott McConnel, from American Conservative Magazine "Bush has behaved like a caricature of what a right-wing president is supposed to be, and his continuation in office will discredit any sort of conservatism for generations. The launching of an invasion against a country that posed no threat to the U.S., the doling out of war profits and concessions to politically favored corporations, the

Poetry:The Girl With The Gag In Her Smile

2004-10-24T02:55:00.000-05:00

by James Heard with apologies to Charles Bukowski Suppose it'suppose'd to be funny with her trying to smile like that mouth too wide an all that painful pity cornering up in her dimples her tits is all rbuised 'like an that guy still trying to look lik hes gentally whispering on her i imagine that hot breath tastes a lot like beer look at his gut does this guy even know how stupid this shit

Unstoppable: Religion and Murder

2004-10-18T15:53:00.000-05:00

The other day my father and I were talking, as we are likely to do, about politics and religion. Hey, don't knock it. Talking with your parents about religion and politics is about the only safe discussion forum you can venture into for discussion with someone almost guaranteed to hold a completely different viewpoint than your own and not get attack for it. My father and I don't have complete

Humor: Things Not To Say To Cops

2004-10-17T23:43:00.000-05:00

When a police officer says "Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with,"Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?" "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in."

Humor: Dave Chappelle

2004-10-17T23:37:00.000-05:00

Chappelle told the crowd he knew why they liked his sketch-comedy show: "Because it's good. You know why my show is good? Because the network officials say you're not smart enough to get what I'm doing, and every day I fight for you. I tell them how smart you are. Turns out, I was wrong. "You people are stupid." Much of Chappelle's act - with its jokes about genitals, and sex talk, tales of

Politics: Walmart - Champion of the People?

2004-10-14T13:50:00.000-05:00

"Wal-mart wants every CD you buy to cost less than ten bucks. And the nation's largest retailer -- which moved a quarter of a trillion dollars' worth of goods last year -- usually gets its way. Suppliers who don't accede to Wal-Mart's "everyday low price" mantra often find their products bounced from the chain's stores, excluded from being sold to the 138 million people who shop at a Wal-Mart

Politics: Bush, Nazis, and America

2004-10-13T04:05:00.000-05:00

"The questions raised by the known facts about the Bush family's connections to the Nazi war machine should really be a matter of some national moment, because they raise serious issues about the relationship between America and Nazism and its atrocities, and the ramifications of those ties in today's world. These are not only serious but deeply disturbing issues, which may be why there has been

Politics: What Exactly Are Small Businesses?

2004-10-13T02:53:00.000-05:00

A Bush-Cheney '04 ad claims Kerry would raise taxes on 900,000 small businesses and "hurt jobs." But it counts every high-salaried person who has even $1 of outside business income as a "small business owner" -- a definition so broad that even Bush and Cheney have qualified while in office. In fact, hundreds of thousands of those "small businesses" have no jobs to offer. Furthermore, by the Bush

Flash: Deduction

2004-10-12T02:08:00.000-05:00

This is just a neat little memory sort of game of the kind that I really get ridiculously into. Now you shall all have to go off and try it and mutter to yourselves about what a creepy bastard I must be to get into crap like this. Go ahead, you know you want to.

Flash: Strangers On My Flight

2004-10-12T01:42:00.000-05:00

Strangers on my flight, turbans they're packin'. Wonderin' if they might, plan a hijacking. They could pull a stunt, before this flight is through.

Weird: Stairway To Satan

2004-10-12T01:38:00.000-05:00

Oh here's to my sweet Satan. The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan. He'll give you 666. There was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan. Catchy, isn't it?

Weird: King Bush - Man of Leisure taken down by Museum

2004-10-10T19:23:00.000-05:00

[T]he show, including the Bush painting, was abruptly shut down after some of the artists' themes were considered unsuitable. Myra Peabody Gossens, a public relations consultant for the museum, said the exhibit was not what had been expected. "The museum is not an art museum," she explained. "It gets mostly groups of children, with teachers trying to tell them something about history."

Politics: Voting Conservative in 2004

2004-10-10T18:38:00.000-05:00

Voting for president used to be so easy, at least for a conservative. There was the Republican candidate. You knew he generally stood for lower taxes, less government spending, giving fewer powers to the government, lower deficits and a zealous regard for individual privacy. Then, there was the Democrat. You knew he generally stood for higher taxes, more government and deficit spending, and a

Politics: Why We Cannot Win

2004-10-08T10:22:00.000-05:00

by Al Lorentz reprinted without permission from Lew Rockwell.com Before I begin, let me state that I am a soldier currently deployed in Iraq, I am not an armchair quarterback. Nor am I some politically idealistic and naïve young soldier, I am an old and seasoned Non-Commissioned Officer with nearly 20 years under my belt. Additionally,

Weird: 14 Traits of a Serial Killer

2004-10-07T05:07:00.000-05:00

Could you be raising a criminal? Acts of violence don't come out of nowhere, and every parent should be aware of the clues along the way. For the most violent of criminals, there are warning signs that often start in childhood. Below is a list of the 14 most common traits of serial killers. 1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male. 2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright

Humor: Uncanny Insight

2004-10-07T05:03:00.000-05:00

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a Drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was

Poetry: Ode To Jack Chick

2004-10-05T14:13:00.000-05:00

- from the Internet Infidels forums Ev'ry gay's a peadophile and they've got H I V Teenagers will sell their souls if they play D and D. Masons worship satan and they all are bound for hell I'm Jack Chick, I'm a psycho and I'm paranoid as well. Evolution is a lie and ev'ry scientist knows Satan runs the Catholic church so please stay on your toes. I'll keep on making

Politics: Bush - A Character Analysis in What If?

2004-10-04T23:31:00.000-05:00

Bush had a war hero and a busy politician as a father. His dad was the US Ambassador to the United Nations, the envoy to communist China, Director of the CIA, chairman of the Republican National Committee, a man experienced in war and in international politics. George W Bush on the other hand, was a governor, failed businessman, owner of a sports team, reputed cokehead, drunk, AWOL National

Politics: Favorite Nonquote From The Debate

2004-10-01T15:02:00.000-05:00

Bush: "Those combat guys are not going to follow somebody who says, "This is the wrong war at the wrong place at the wrong time." They're going to follow me to the wrong war at the wrong time, and, for the record, I actually know where the wrong place is." From He Forgot To Say Poland, a review on the debate from Salon.com by Joyce McGreevy

Politics: Faith vs. Reason

2004-10-01T14:44:00.000-05:00

"Skepticism, pragmatism and empiricism are his enemies. Absolute faith prevails over open-ended reason, subjectivity over fact. Those who do not pray at his altar of certainty are betrayers of the faith, not to mention the troops. Belief in belief is the ultimate sacrament of his political legitimacy. In the frame of the split TV screen, Bush's face was a transparent mirror of his emotions.

Politics: An email from Farnaz Fassihi

2004-09-30T18:48:00.000-05:00

It's hard to pinpoint when the 'turning point' exactly began. Was it April when the Fallujah fell out of the grasp of the Americans? Was it when Moqtada and Jish Mahdi declared war on the U.S. military? Was it when Sadr City, home to ten percent of Iraq's population, became a nightly battlefield for the Americans? Or was it when the insurgency began spreading from isolated pockets in the Sunni

Politics: Patriotism Given Different Meaning

2004-09-30T15:07:00.000-05:00

by Mark Shields There was no official announcement, no press release. But make no mistake about it. As demonstrated daily in the language used by those who wage and those who analyze this uninspiring presidential campaign, the historic meaning of the word "patriotism" has been totally rewritten. Don't take my word for it. Just listen. No longer is a patriot someone who has selflessly put the

Weird: Taking It To The Mattresses

2004-09-27T17:28:00.000-05:00

Most little girls want dolls to sleep with. Grown up men? I want a horse head pillow, ala The Godfather. I don't like violence, guys. Blood is a big expense. Cuddly.

Politics: Big Lies For Bush

2004-09-21T02:13:00.000-05:00

Imagine if supporters of Bill Clinton had tried in 1996 to besmirch the military record of his opponent, Bob Dole. After all, Dole was given a Purple Heart for a leg scratch probably caused, according to one biographer, when a hand grenade thrown by one of his own men bounced off a tree. And while the serious injuries Dole sustained later surely came from German fire, did the episode demonstrate

Weird: Saint Clinton

2004-09-21T02:11:00.000-05:00

Get your Saint Clinton coaster and coffee mug now...All the kewl kids at work will have them soon!

Politics: Moral Cowardice

2004-09-21T02:06:00.000-05:00

From Talking Points Memo by JM Marshall: On the balance sheet of moral bravery, as opposed to physical bravery, the two men are about as far apart as you can be on Vietnam. On the one hand you have Kerry, who already had doubts about whether we should be fighting in Vietnam before he went, and put his life on the line anyway. On the other hand, you have George W. Bush who supported the war,

Unstoppable: People

2004-09-20T13:02:00.000-05:00

When I was my daughter's age I didn't have many friends or companions. In fact it never really occurred to me to be bothered by the lack much until I was her age. Friends just weren't particularly important in a world that was full of family and my own thoughts, they got in the way and they were largely a chaos that I didn't care for. As I grew older I began to experience that sense of loss

Unstoppable: Ivan

2004-09-13T23:03:00.000-05:00

Well folks, as you might know (or might not know) I'm very near to the projected path of one humdinger of a storm now. The good news is that you're probably not going to even notice that I'm gone, thanks to me falling behind on posting lately. The bad news is traffic. Traffic, you say? Yes, traffic. You see, here in the Florida Panhandle we don't have nice eight lane evacuation corridors

Politics: It Takes Real Courage to Desert Your Post and Then Attack a Wounded Vet by Michael Moore

2004-08-29T18:47:00.000-05:00

"Dear Mr. Bush, I know you and I have had our differences in the past, and I realize I am the one who started this whole mess about "who did what" during Vietnam when I brought up that "deserter" nonsense back in January. But I have to hand it to you on what you have uncovered about John Kerry and his record in Vietnam. Kerry has tried to pass himself off as a war hero, but thanks to you and

Politics: Bush Is Incompetent by Richard Reeves

2004-08-29T18:43:00.000-05:00

"Whether you agree or disagree with the words pouring from the podium over Americans who see reflections of themselves in George W. Bush, the real issue of this election will not be mentioned. The core issue is this: Our president is incompetent. He is not a good president."

Flash: Black Chick's Tongue In My Mouth

2004-08-25T15:37:00.000-05:00

From some animated series that's supposedly coming to Comedy Central eventually called Drawn Together. I think it's cool. Plus I needed to find something to talk about didn't I? I mean, it's been ages.

Music: 100 Greatest Guitar Solos Of All Time

2004-07-30T04:10:00.000-05:00

Every guitarist has opinions on what some of the greatest recorded guitar solos are. While there are many that are commonly regarded as "great", there are lots of others that don't get as much attention.

Fun: Everyone Loves Power Tools

2004-07-30T04:08:00.000-05:00

I want to go out and buy them right now.

Poetry: Sweet As You Are

2004-07-29T01:28:00.000-05:00

Why do I do what I do when I tell you I love you with that gleam in my eyes You're wild and no good and not a bit misunderstood And it's not as if I never realized The cowboys in the bar have a laugh at my back When I hold the door for your untamed cheating heart Some guy called last night and asked for you by name And still I love you as much as I did from the start You lie and you

Poetry: Cherished Beyond The Fable

2004-07-28T16:26:00.000-05:00

Jesus wept for the children They say he died for you and I Sitting here on the corner though I can't see why he might have made that sacrifice There's no peace on Earth No good will for men No feast upon the table No gifts underneath the Christmas tree For all who cherish Jesus beyond the fable What could that old Jew have done While there are wars being fought And good men hung If we

Poetry: Southern Gentleman

2004-07-28T01:11:00.000-05:00

In the dirt of the mornin' I slip my boots back on Wander to the fields to watch the day raise dawn Got some grass in my teeth and my cap for my head A truck in my driveway says take my gun when I'm dead Jus' a poor cotton picker from South Alabam I do it like I do because that's the only way I can I got whiskey in my bottles because it pours comfort in my name Kudzu on my barn, yeah

Poetry: Spinning With A Nosebleed

2004-07-27T04:16:00.000-05:00

I wish you were here Naked with me Naked like me I wish we were naked Naked together Out in the sun Out in the light Out of the night And we could be naked Naked together I'd show my wounds You'd show yours too Blood on the grass Bright green and dark red Blood on our hands Naked together I'll bring my cross You bring one too You bring your mother I'll bring my zoo Bury my

Poetry: Don't Make Me Let You Stay

2004-07-27T03:06:00.000-05:00

You're always asking me Now, is it time? How long can you stand there Waiting for your dreams? I wish I could tell you why. If I could start moving And not be afraid Of tumbling from the sky I know you're out there Praying for the day. Please go away, please, please, Don't make me let you stay. I wish I could tell you. If I could only form the words. Don't make this

Politics: This Is The Shit: Now With Actual Talent!

2004-07-18T03:32:00.000-05:00

"It started with this "letter to a son" that has been making the rounds. We had had an IM discussion earlier in the week, and I had made the mistake of telling her that my father-in-law (who was a Bush voter in 2000) and I had gone to see Fahrenheit 911. She said that she thought it was a piece of propaganda (of course, without having seen it) and so I tried to change the subject. She told me

Quiz: Which Tarot Card Are You

2004-07-18T03:02:00.000-05:00

You are the Magician card. Magick is the use of thewill to effect change in reality. The will isthe ability to direct knowledge and experiencetowards an end goal. The Magician is capable ofmanipulating his environment because he knowsit so well. He effects the thoughts andemotions of those around him. Therefore, theMagician is often thought of as an artist,writing or speaking in a way that

Quiz: Which of the Greek Gods Are You

2004-07-18T02:42:00.000-05:00

Nemesis ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla

Humor: More American

2004-07-09T13:36:00.000-05:00

Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive, the two fathers make a bet. In a year's time whichever family had become more American would win. A year later, they meet again. The first man says in a drawl, "My son is playing little league baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?" The second man replies, "Fuck you,

Weird: Pixie Glitter Star Pants

2004-06-28T04:39:00.000-05:00

I know, I know...It takes all kinds right? This kind scares me though, mostly because I fear that he bleeds red the same way I do.

Weird: Oklahoma Judge Accused Of Pleasuring Himself In Court

2004-06-24T22:07:00.000-05:00

OKLAHOMA CITY -- Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson asked a state court Thursday to remove a Creek County judge from the bench for allegedly using a sexual device during court proceedings.

Politics: I'm an American by Doug Thompson

2004-06-10T14:37:00.000-05:00

Yes, I am an American and, to me, being an American means I can never be a Republican or a Democrat or a liberal or a conservative or a leftie or a rightie.

Quotes: Chris Rocks Says...

2004-06-07T14:33:00.000-05:00

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, and the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese. The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"

Politics: The Way of the Armchair Warrior

2004-06-05T19:12:00.000-05:00

"Knowledge is not important. The armchair warrior strives to attain a state beyond knowledge, a state of deep, non-knowing connection to the universe: in particular, to that portion of the universe which is rich, powerful, or related to him by blood. The unenlightened speak of “failures of intelligence.” But the armchair warrior knows that “intelligence”—the effort of the mind to observe facts,

Weird: Blowjobs Prevent Pregnancy

2004-05-11T00:13:00.000-05:00

"Encouraging schoolchildren to experiment with oral sex could prove the most effective way of curbing teenage pregnancy rates, a government study has found."

Humor: Things overheard at the STD clinic

2004-05-07T15:46:00.000-05:00

I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks." "My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch." "I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt." "My last period looked like meat."

Humor: Essays or, Why I Should Never Be A Teacher

2004-05-07T15:30:00.000-05:00

Instead of satiating the gods, many of these 'scientists' have tried to control El Nino with 'science' Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong. Note, that's an HONORS English class there... In this workaday world in the era of the founding father Benjamin Franklin we have no time nor patience for such concerns. Which gets continued on page 2... Lightning

Weird: Woman discovers fingertip in salad

2004-05-07T15:20:00.000-05:00

Talk about leaving a bad tip at the restaurant. More...

Flash: Badgerphone

2004-05-07T08:59:00.000-05:00

Must....stop...the music

Flash: The Shining

2004-05-05T14:56:00.000-05:00

The Shining. Re-enacted in 30 seconds. By Bunnies.

Humor: Rules For Men For Women

2004-04-30T05:01:00.000-05:00

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be

Humor: OIsen Twins' 18th Birthdays Related To Separation?

2004-04-25T19:36:00.000-05:00

"The reason for my impending divorce is quite simple," said Stamos, perpetually remembered by Full House fans as the hair-obsessed "Uncle Jessie." "There are 59 days until the Olsen twins turn 18. And I’ll be damned if being married to the hottest woman on the planet is going to hold me back from tapping into some of that."

Humor: So, You're Gonna Be On Cribs

2004-04-25T19:33:00.000-05:00

A few pointers to make your Cribs taping the best it can be!

Flash: All About Peeing

2004-04-22T05:02:00.000-05:00

Yes, I said peeing. I suppose it's for children. It's scary though, and I want it to go away.

Java: World Population Counter

2004-04-21T02:25:00.000-05:00

Man, that sure is an awful lot of babies.

Fun: Make Stickers

2004-04-19T10:11:00.000-05:00

Make your own custom bumper stickers. Here are some examples.

Humor: And Now, For Your Moment Of Zen

2004-04-19T10:02:00.000-05:00

Tell it like it is, Bill

Humor: VillainSupply.Com

2004-04-19T08:44:00.000-05:00

Welcome to www.VillainSupply.com, Your Online Source For Everything EVIL™. If you are a supervillain, mad scientist, warlord, dictator, or despot, then this is the place for you.

Flash: Talk Sick

2004-04-15T03:48:00.000-05:00

The Passion of Stern

Fun: Barcode off of my LJ Username

2004-04-14T00:29:00.000-05:00

LJ BarcodeLJ username:

Weird: Bad Japanese Inventions

2004-04-14T00:02:00.000-05:00

Chindogu - Japanese people are weird. I mean, it's like almost the definition of my weird tag.

Flash: VibeRider

2004-04-13T23:57:00.000-05:00

Vibe-Rider produces a pulsating sensation through the passenger seat, which YOU control.

Humor: DriversLicenseSearch.Com

2004-04-13T23:48:00.000-05:00

"Welcome to the National Driver's License Records Bureau web site - where you can search our online database of over 220 million U.S. driver's license photos and driver's license information currently on file, absolutely FREE. " Be sure to look up your friends and victims!

Humor: Six Reasons To Love Africa

2004-04-13T23:45:00.000-05:00

I'm pretty sure these aren't all in Africa, but that's mostly because I think a lot of them could happen in Washington D.C.

Humor: Gary's Cock.Com

2004-04-13T23:41:00.000-05:00

Cock Pics Cock Movies Cock Fights Cock Story Cock Tease Other Cocks Boy Gary! That sure is a whole lotta cock you got there!

Weird: Gimps Gone Wild

2004-04-13T16:14:00.000-05:00

The HOTTEST chicks on wheelz.

Humor: Europe and Italy

2004-04-13T04:11:00.000-05:00

I suppose this is funnier if you're Italian, but optimistically I'll assume without any evidence whatsoever that some Italians might wander in here and find my famously amusing for posting it.

Weird: Why Eat Peeps At Easter?

2004-04-10T23:28:00.000-05:00

"Candy historians speculate that the Peeps' link to Easter has more to do with the pagan origins of the holiday than its Christian roots. Eggs, and consequently chicks, are a long-standing symbol of fertility and rebirth, an appropriate image for a holiday that celebrates the coming of spring. Originally part of a pagan fertility ritual symbolizing new life, the egg became incorporated into

Flash: Happy Tree Friends

2004-04-10T21:50:00.000-05:00

Click. Link. Share. Watch.

Art: Guilloche/Engine Turning Samples

2004-04-10T21:43:00.000-05:00

I don't know what it is about these watches that makes my mind hum.

Flash: Made Exclusively With SNDREC32.EXE

2004-04-10T21:26:00.000-05:00

I think this could probably rock more, but some geek made it so what do you expect?

Flash: Rappin' Easter B

2004-04-09T22:01:00.000-05:00

Hip Hoppity And Don't Stop

Flash: Shake That Ass, Bitch!

2004-04-08T13:25:00.000-05:00

Fun from Gorkhouse.

Weird: Yoga

2004-04-08T13:24:00.000-05:00

A Religion For Sex Addicts "Just last week, a young member of our church approached me with a question," Pastor Deacon Fred told the congregation during morning services. "He asked me, 'Should Christians practice Yoga?' I paused for just a moment before slapping him so hard across the face with the back of my hand that one of his teeth flew out into the hallway.

Flash: True Hollywood Stories

2004-04-06T12:06:00.000-05:00

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Where Are They Now?

Art: Sketchy Book

2004-04-06T11:28:00.000-05:00

Artwork, I'll let it speak for itself.

Humor: Courtney Love's Vagina Considers Retirement

2004-04-06T11:18:00.000-05:00

Courtney Love just can't win. In addition to a recent arrest for out-of-control behavior at a club performance, as well as publicity surrounding her drug trial, the troubled singer is now dealing with an angry and resentful vagina, who says it is ready to walk away from the media spotlight forever.

Art: Public Domain Portraits

2004-04-06T11:17:00.000-05:00

The images in this collection are in the public domain. You do not need to ask for permission to use these images.

Humor: How to Spot an Easy Girl

2004-04-06T11:08:00.000-05:00

Getting laid can be tough. Well, its not that tough, if you have money, power, fame, or you are a dickhead. Another advantage you can use is the ability to spot an easy girl. Maybe your problem is that you're shooting for the wrong one, and thats why you are still coming home empty handed. Here's a little guide.

Flash: The Passion of the Christ

2004-04-06T10:56:00.000-05:00

A Latinesque Flash Fantasy.

Unstoppable: Stalkers Are Not Cool

2004-04-03T23:22:00.000-06:00

One new message, my phone message box reported. One new message, from the Stalker. Yep, she's officially been bumped straight up to a capitalized Stalker. I bet she's proud. Luckily I wasn't here to take the message, and least she hasn't done any nonsense like filled the thing up. On the other hand, if she'd left a hundred messages I imagine it would be easier to get the police to slap a