March 29, 2004

Random Humor

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If you take an Oriental man and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. When the elephants walk out onto the circus ring, the little boy asks his mother, "What's that?" "That's the elephant's tail," she replies. "No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing." The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son." "So why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy. The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

The girl began to cry soon after the young man proposed to her.
"Why the tears, love?" asked her lover. "Did I offend you?"
"No dear," She replied, "I'm crying from great joy. Mother always says I'm such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me; and now one has."


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