Humor: Essays or, Why I Should Never Be A Teacher

Instead of satiating the gods, many of these 'scientists' have tried to control El Nino with 'science'

Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong.

Note, that's an HONORS English class there...

In this workaday world in the era of the founding father Benjamin Franklin we have no time nor patience for such concerns.

Which gets continued on page 2...

Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul. Trees are tall.

And that's why I should never be a teacher folks. And neither should you.