Humor: More American

Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive, the two fathers make a bet. In a year's time whichever family had become more American would win.

A year later, they meet again. The first man says in a drawl, "My son is playing little league baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"

The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."