Humor: Things Not To Say To Cops
When a police officer says "Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with,"Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
"Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in."
posted by J at 10/17/2004 11:43:00 PM
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1 Comments:
No, PIG, I haven't been drinking, my eyes are red because I've been smoking dope.
or . . .
Your face is pug-ugly, cop, but I don't ask you how you got that way, why don't you mind your own £$"£%king business you . ow, ouch, whoa, ow, ouch stop, no, pleeeeasseee
Here's one for you, Cop: Is your nose bleeding because A: I've just punched it really hard or B: Because you've been doing Coke?
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