October 17, 2004

Humor: Things Not To Say To Cops

When a police officer says "Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with,"Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

"Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, PIG, I haven't been drinking, my eyes are red because I've been smoking dope.

or . . .

Your face is pug-ugly, cop, but I don't ask you how you got that way, why don't you mind your own £$"£%king business you . ow, ouch, whoa, ow, ouch stop, no, pleeeeasseee

Here's one for you, Cop: Is your nose bleeding because A: I've just punched it really hard or B: Because you've been doing Coke?

3:28 AM  

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