October 07, 2004

Humor: Uncanny Insight

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a Drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was Intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off
the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."

stolen from Mookie

1 Comments:

Blogger MOOKIE said...

C'mon, I don't care if you copy-paste stuff from my site but at least give me some credit.
Just put a little (via Mookie) at the bottom.
I steal links from other blogs all the time but always give credit to help drive links to each other's site.

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