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Masturbation Prevents Cancer
"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday. Thank goodness, I probably have the cleanest and healthiest prostrate in the world.

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