October 21, 2003

The Nipple Guy

This really has to be seen to be believed. At once disturbing and at the same time making me envious, this commercial spot is entirely funny. No, I'm serious. You might have to tell them that you're some sort of journalist to see it, but go ahead and lie. If they get onto you about it just tell them that J said that it was ok. What are they gonna do anyways?

On another nipple related note I've been watching the show Newlyweds all night off and on thanks to a lack of anything else on and the fact that vacuous brainhole aside the chick in this show is really hot. I mean, if only. With those brains and those boobs it's amazing that she didn't end up pulling trains at NKOTB concerts, except I think she might have been eight when NKOTB was out...which would make my last comment pretty fucking icky. Sorry. Anyways, it is a crying shame that a complete moron can have that much money and spend it on so many ugly tacky things. Well, except for the blonde with the nice hoots I guess. I think she sings? And the guy is what? From gay porn? Who knows. Gratuitous eye-candy is made thusly at 2 am in the morning.


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