December 01, 2004

Humor: A Joke

Bernie and his wife were going out to dinner to celebrate her forty-fifth birthday.

He says, "So, what would you like, Sarah? A Jaguar? A mink coat? A diamond necklace? A cruise?"

She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."

He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."


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