Weird: Sex Patch

In a surprise move today, Proctor & Gamble announced the release of a new testosterone patch intended to increase the libido of post-menopausal women. Its greatest impact however, appears to be in the high school and college sector among single men attempting to guarantee sex. The testosterone patch, which is applied directly to exposed skin, increases female libido four-fold, making sex almost a sure thing, even for members of the chess club.