Disney is really freaking evil

What's Donald Duck doing in this picture? Do we really need this menace staring and hunching at the kaboodles of our nation's youngsters? Just what is his relationship with his three "nephews"? How many other Disney employees are secretly seducing our children into "sitting on their laps" and other cretinous behavior? And most importantly, am I the only person who saw The Little Mermaid and went, "Man, I need to get out more. That Ariel chick is hot"?