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**A Test**

*Answers Below*

**1.**Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

**2.**How many birthdays does the average man have?

**3.**Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

**4.**How many outs are there in an inning?

**5.**Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?

**6.**Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?

**7.**There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?

**8.**A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

**9.**A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

**10.**How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

**11.**A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

**12.**How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

**13.**What was the President's name in 1960?

**1.**Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?**Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.**

**2.**How many birthdays does the average man have?**One (1). You can only be born once.**

**3.**Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?**Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.**

**4.**How many outs are there in an inning?**Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.**

**5.**Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?**No. He must be dead if it is his widow.**

**6.**Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?**Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60.**

**7.**There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?**Two (2). You take two apples ... therefore YOU have TWO apples.**

**8.**A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?**One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has passed.**

**9.**A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?**Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.**

**10.**How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark?**None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark.**

**11.**A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?**Meat ... that is self-explanatory.**

**12.**How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?**Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? TWELVE ... it's a dozen.**

**13.**What was the President's name in 1960?**GW Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.**

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