John Kerry Is Hung Like A Donkey

Should Bush be intimidated by John Kerry? According to this article, very few men outside of gay porn and the bluegrass of Kentucky shouldn't be. All I can say is, "Wow". That sucker should make dealing with diplomatic relations with New Zealand a snap, as well as explain how he bagged a billionairess. I wonder if this signals a step forwards in "no gag reflex" as a qualification for White House intership?