$2,261,186.00

Humansforsale.com says that you should need over two million bucks to buy me. The average male is worth $1,822,344.00, proving once again that I'm a hugely inflated piece of garbage. I don't know what about me makes me worth over $300,000 more than the average man. Maybe it's my nicely-sized but not horselike nether-appendages. I hope so, if someone wants to buy it for three hundred grand they can have that bad boy. Then I could afford a new tv and computer.