Politics: It Takes Real Courage to Desert Your Post and Then Attack a Wounded Vet by Michael Moore

"Dear Mr. Bush,

I know you and I have had our differences in the past, and I realize I am the one who started this whole mess about "who did what" during Vietnam when I brought up that "deserter" nonsense back in January. But I have to hand it to you on what you have uncovered about John Kerry and his record in Vietnam. Kerry has tried to pass himself off as a war hero, but thanks to you and your friends, we now know the truth."

Politics: Bush Is Incompetent by Richard Reeves

"Whether you agree or disagree with the words pouring from the podium over Americans who see reflections of themselves in George W. Bush, the real issue of this election will not be mentioned. The core issue is this: Our president is incompetent. He is not a good president."

Flash: Black Chick's Tongue In My Mouth

From some animated series that's supposedly coming to Comedy Central eventually called Drawn Together. I think it's cool. Plus I needed to find something to talk about didn't I? I mean, it's been ages.