February 25, 2004

Gnome Boyz

This is pretty cute I guess. At least it's something to post about. I haven't had anything to do like that for a while, so I guess I suck. Now I just need to find me a hottie that sucks more. Yeaaaah beyotch.

February 15, 2004


I'm linking this because everyone should read it, and by the power of Google the more people who link to it the more important it shall become in searching. Oh, behold the power of persuasive computing! I'm personally and impersonally asking everyone who wanders into here with a blog or a webpage to link to this text. I'd write it up in Slashdot if I had a clue. This is what people need to know and how and why, not only about ebooks, but about copyright itself. Thanks in advance.

February 13, 2004

Will You Be My Valentine

Here is another wonderful monkey-related flash movie. I really do like monkeys. I do.

February 11, 2004

Just When You Thought Home Improvement Shows Were Getting Boring

They're all of our secret vices I guess. While You Were Out and Trading Spaces, all the way back to the mucho masculine This Old House we've always had a secret yen for watching other people work. Tonight though I saw the ubershow, the pinnacle of entertainment. Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, I was watching In a Fix the new show from TLC. No, the show itself sucks. The homeowners are clueless and boring, and the host is an idiot. What is exciting with In a Fix though is Jennie Berntson, a woman with a hammer that makes one beg for infancy again. Oh mamma! Everyone knows I'm not one of those tit hungry guys with an eye only for guns, but there's just something rather hypnotic about their sheer size coupled with sweaty tshirts and sweaty woman-beast. I was entranced, I wanted cookies to go with the show. I was lost. I had to share. Have fun.

February 09, 2004

In The Absence of Something To Say, We Take Tests

You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role MEORW!

What kind of kiss are you?
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