May 11, 2004

Weird: Blowjobs Prevent Pregnancy

"Encouraging schoolchildren to experiment with oral sex could prove the most effective way of curbing teenage pregnancy rates, a government study has found."

May 07, 2004

Humor: Things overheard at the STD clinic

I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."

"My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch."

"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."

"My last period looked like meat."

Humor: Essays or, Why I Should Never Be A Teacher

Instead of satiating the gods, many of these 'scientists' have tried to control El Nino with 'science'

Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong.

Note, that's an HONORS English class there...

In this workaday world in the era of the founding father Benjamin Franklin we have no time nor patience for such concerns.

Which gets continued on page 2...

Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul. Trees are tall.

And that's why I should never be a teacher folks. And neither should you.

Weird: Woman discovers fingertip in salad

Talk about leaving a bad tip at the restaurant.

Flash: Badgerphone

Must....stop...the music

May 05, 2004

Flash: The Shining

The Shining. Re-enacted in 30 seconds. By Bunnies.